Carl

Carl

@@gnarlystewart

a play-pretender residing in Los Angeles, CA insta: gnarlystewart

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Carl

RT @TeamShuster : We’re not trying to be mean either but your movies weren’t exactly riveting theater Kirstie. #justsaying #curling #rockit…

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My best friend Brita is visiting me the same weekend I’ll be shooting a short film and was bummed it would interfere with our time to hang out.... Long story short, I got Brita a small part in the short film I’m in & she will be making her film debut this March. LOL

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I am guilty of constantly looking forward— to the next milestone, to the next project on my to-do list, to the next thing. And although a vision for the future & a hunger for what’s next creates growth & spirit, it also robs us of not being in the moment. Remember to be present.

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It reads: “Today, we’re cleaning the kitchen & stuff. Later there may be beer. Daisy ate cheese crackers off the counter. My sinuses are bugging me. I think it’s “Post Flu Sinus Annoyance”. Dad says love you cuz he’s not witty like me. Love you, Me”

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Got an out-of-the-blue, sentimental letter from my mom in the mail. I plan on getting it tattooed on me someday.

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@sophie_stewart4 @levistewart29 https://t.co/EnLVqOG6NM

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@sophie_stewart4 @levistewart29 Another important poll. But not quite the one I had in mind.

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@levistewart29 Hahahaha Hahahaha

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@levistewart29 No like make a poll of your movie options so I can pick

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@levistewart29 Make a poll. Let the people of Twitter decide

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I propose every person who was able to keep a straight face during Fergie’s sexy rendition of the star spangled banner be added to the Oscar nomination list

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This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. https://t.co/ze2QQpH0DT

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Interviewer: Thanks for coming on our show. I know it’s not easy to talk about personal matters, especially when it comes to your client’s unpredictable and clearly drunken spending habits. $30 on jack in the box alone? How’re you able to move forward from that? My bank account: https://t.co/ELmVT0C06h

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I just brushed my teeth but my only chaser for my shot of vodka is orange juice. Do I

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@levistewart29 You watching the date where it started vs where it ended https://t.co/Qb6MDj0gVn

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RT @levistewart29 : Sitting next to awkward 1st date.... Guy: "The last girl I dated, her cat died and she cancelled plans for weeks. Not t…

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National Random Acts of Kindess Day. Do something for someone today w/o expecting praise, thanks, or something in return. Buy someone’s coffee, reach out to an old friend & check up on them, leave an encouraging note on someone’s windshield. Just do something. The 🌎 needs it.

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RT @nevslin : High school students are talking on message boards to make April 20th the day they all walk out of school and don’t come back…

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Meet with the victims’ families and tell them Jerry from Bumfuck, USA’s right to keep assault rifles as toys is more important than their children’s lives, Tomi. You disgust me. https://t.co/AvaadywZmY

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@nickolsson400 I see you only got two. Maybe workshop it for 10 minutes next time?

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