my hands are small I know but they're not yours they are my own
RT @pixelatedboat : Me (podcast host): You’re listening to StabTown, a podcast about stabbings. You know what’s better than being stabbed? B…
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Everyone tries so hard to be cool but the truth is we’re all Buster Bluth on the inside
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RT @lazerdoov : 1. Take pictures of every cat in your neighborhood
2. Make missing cat posters with the pictures
3. Get all the cats
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@marccoppers Thank you!!
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@reenie_kennedy Thank you and congrats!
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@carolinajase Thank you!
@eff_yeah_steph One day at a time right? We got this!’
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RT @SamGrittner : I am sick as a dog and unable to attend the Women's March today. I just donated $100 to Planned Parenthood. Match my donat…
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@lenoraparkey Thank you!
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RT @lazerdoov : [being dragged off jeopardy by security]
Donkeys CAN walk upright they just need to be on a pulley system
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@TrainerBrad808 @SamGrittner Agreed
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@maryconquest Thank you :)
@FanceeSauce Thanks old friend!
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@kevmancloud Thanks man!
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@SamGrittner Haha love you so much sam. Glad we’re in this together.
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RT @tarashoe : uh actually going through life on 4-5hrs of sleep per night is a perfectly way of doing functioning for having to doing. in y…
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@Kim_pulsive Love you back old friend
@PhantomFZ Thank you! I’m looking forward to it
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