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The weather is currently 55 and wet. In other words, it’s cougar out.
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Anyone know how to get regret out of bed sheets?
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Ever notice that Eminem has food poisoning in the beginning of Lose Yourself?
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I wonder if Matt Damon ever wishes he'd never been Bourne
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Uber: Ruining a lifetime of parents shielding their kids from explicit music lyrics one ride at a time!
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