Amanda Sitko

Amanda Sitko

@@amandasitko

Expect lots of shit about cats.

Los Angeles

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Amanda Sitko

You’ve tweeted at me twice @TheAlienistTNT ... get off my nuts. https://t.co/KO4bCtUNtV

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Amanda Sitko

RT @BrockmireIFC : FINALLY some good news. #brockmire returns April 25 on @IFC . https://t.co/DPBUBVf3R4

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Amanda Sitko

My dentist - “I like your hair. Would you think I was crazy if I had blue hair?” Told him clearly not since my hair is blue. Then he goes, “Yeah, but I’m a professional.” Ummm, fuck you Dentist.

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Amanda Sitko

Bless you @Reductress https://t.co/JGraSvDwZB

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Amanda Sitko

@AnnieLLane https://t.co/zJwXbtJS12

@AnnieLLane  https://t.co/zJwXbtJS12

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Amanda Sitko

RT @improv4humans : Throwback to An Armen Brown Christmas! As the holiday season soon wraps up, listen to episode #270 with special guests @…

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@InstantDeborah Straight up!

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@bigbelleville Please make this the Rosencrantz & Guildenstern of our time.

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Cooking shows need to be more responsible. My mother made french toast out of a tube of fucking cinnamon buns and cream cheese this weekend. You're literally killing us with these fucking recipes.

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@TMcAlps Their slow droning voices are the worst.

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Amanda Sitko

Today in a coffee shop, I watched a man ask his wife if he could order a sandwich and she shot him down with "that's a waste of resources!"

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Ah yes, that time I wrestled @StephStreisand and had to give up due to exhaustion. I tip my hat to you UCB Chelsea. https://t.co/P5a7yzMbPi

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This is my horse. Trot bitch, trot! https://t.co/D1qbHaeor7

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Amanda Sitko

@BrucioMcCulloch @mattjonesisdead Tell Matt I said Hi!

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Amanda Sitko

@bethalexandroff ❤️

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Amanda Sitko

Reductress is the best. https://t.co/eIMkJKGd7P

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Amanda Sitko

RT @tolucalakemag : Quick spreading fire at Riverside and Cahuenga, behind #tolucalake Florists. Fast response from LAFD, they were on scen…

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Amanda Sitko

I love Pumpkin Spice Lattes, but if you ice that shit, you’re a puke person.

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Amanda Sitko

@Jordan_Morris When I went recently, the king fell off his horse.

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Amanda Sitko

@StephenKing - I wrote a report about you in 5th grade. Enjoy. https://t.co/JP7Cv2Nurv

@StephenKing - I wrote a report about you in 5th grade. Enjoy. https://t.co/JP7Cv2Nurv

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