I lob de doyer beisbol an I lob de doyer fangs.
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Good morning. Matt Kemp is still a Los Angeles Dodger and I’m finally starting to get excited about baseball again.
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When you find something important you had lost months ago.
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‘New California Love’ just doesn’t have the same ring.
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Bill Belichick and Bruce Bochy are the same person.
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The bombest naps have the strangest dreams.
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Anybody else realize that Kelli Tennant fell off the face of the earth?
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53 Dongs in 2018. https://t.co/shvlCULwF8
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