zander

zander

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bitch this is outside https://t.co/maFOMtUCwc

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@graysonslays you wish

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my parents told me to turn down the music in the car because they couldn’t see https://t.co/3WYIUyL7CJ

my parents told me to turn down the music in the car because they couldn’t see https://t.co/3WYIUyL7CJ

13h / 1258 Retweets / 5229 Likes

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Ice. Water. https://t.co/6ROooa2H6E

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@DoritoBiebers https://t.co/aa3Hp3kvmw

@DoritoBiebers  https://t.co/aa3Hp3kvmw

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Cashier: Sorry for your wait! We are short on staff at the moment Millennial: Don’t worry! It’s fine! Middle Aged Woman: https://t.co/OX0fU3qkmR

Cashier: Sorry for your wait! We are short on staff at the moment

Millennial: Don’t worry! It’s fine!

Middle Aged Woman: https://t.co/OX0fU3qkmR

1d / 101602 Retweets / 266170 Likes

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your cousin https://t.co/TAHwGd609w

2d / 53123 Retweets / 215763 Likes

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@normanizerass legend

3d / 1 Retweets / 10 Likes

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"you're so quiet" actually i never shut the fuck up around people i am comfortable with but you’re not one of those people

3d / 55067 Retweets / 108082 Likes

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damn I can say no to this shit? https://t.co/5dE2f3HbRQ

4d / 30296 Retweets / 94482 Likes

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“would you hit your best friend with a car for $15M dollars?“ me: https://t.co/hEEBLKNIAo

“would you hit your best friend with a car for $15M dollars?“

me: https://t.co/hEEBLKNIAo

5d / 11178 Retweets / 21619 Likes

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@VenturaJanes Shsjdjj

5d / 1 Retweets / 121 Likes

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this little girl next door just opened her window and yelled “what’s 49 plus 13?” so i yelled back 62 and she said thank you god

5d / 45755 Retweets / 187882 Likes

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@ansontm https://t.co/ICAQx7wi9f

@ansontm  https://t.co/ICAQx7wi9f

5d / 2 Retweets / 11 Likes

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friend: how much you sleep? me: 8 friend: hours? me: minutes https://t.co/lrP0rsRSZR

friend: how much you sleep?
me: 8
friend: hours?
me: minutes https://t.co/lrP0rsRSZR

6d / 86453 Retweets / 172547 Likes

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she has the fur ensemble and the shades on...she’s gone ain’t no turning back https://t.co/cPFxxMJ3lV

6d / 91050 Retweets / 277574 Likes

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when you both “typing...” so you erase the message to let them speak first, but they do the same thing https://t.co/a8WItTdVmj

when you both “typing...” so you erase the message to let them speak first, but they do the same thing https://t.co/a8WItTdVmj

19h / 9371 Retweets / 17184 Likes

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my thoughts are with her and her family during this difficult time https://t.co/yY19yNNkgd

22h / 60962 Retweets / 221922 Likes

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website: “your order has been shipp..” me: https://t.co/T3kPIwu2v2

website: “your order has been shipp..”

me: https://t.co/T3kPIwu2v2

1w / 72001 Retweets / 171130 Likes

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guy: i’m coming over girl: babeee i don’t have any makeup on and i just took a shower guy: idc i’m coming over guy: *knocks on door* girl: https://t.co/ALeQ0HRK4x

guy: i’m coming over 

girl: babeee i don’t have any makeup on and i just took a shower

guy: idc i’m coming over

guy: *knocks on door*

girl: https://t.co/ALeQ0HRK4x

1w / 22762 Retweets / 81699 Likes

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