Karlee

Karlee

@@karleekanz

Freelance Journalist. Sports. Sass. Music. Fighter of Foo. Huggy. Ukulele shredder. Weather. Rockets. Nice person. Vulgar. Joe Biden apologist. Cool aunt.

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Billy Corgan covered “Wrecking Ball” at one of his recent gigs. I guess you can say despite all his pain he’s still just a ball on a chain.

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Needless to say I think I’m allergic.

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Decided to buy some bananas yesterday because I never eat them, woke up hungry, had a half of a banana, currently about to vomit.

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@bennyc50 I’ll be right over.

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What in the fresh hell? This is why we can’t have nice things. https://t.co/CtAJZk6QrP

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MUH heart strings! https://t.co/FtKftu9nEU

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@eliyudin NNNNGHH GIMME THE SAUCE

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@PerkatPlay Get off my lawn, Perk.

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Update: They did not. https://t.co/oypf7mruqT

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@AaronWillard @smithboyrd I AM JUST EXCITED OK?

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@lilblondeduck “Ohhhh you’re a sexual predator? ADOPT AN ADORABLE PUPPY, LIKE A SAD LOOKING ONE. BOOM, YOU’RE WELCOME”

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@smithboyrd @AaronWillard I DID.

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@AaronWillard ANDREW FUCKING WIGGINS

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@Dave_Schwartz I’m still on the floor. I feel like I shouldn’t be this happy but DAMNIT I AM GOING TO FEEL GOOD.

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@DC_612 I’LL NEVER LET GO JACK

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Everyone please watch this immediately and try not to get chills, ok? https://t.co/H0dyTBR51l

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Then did he grab the dogs tits? https://t.co/CJPTaIE5mJ

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@AaronWillard IT IS 2017, WELCOME, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

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W looks so proud he got a chuckle out of Obama. https://t.co/IFeJ69wx7I

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@APkrawczynski Yoda taught his Skywalker well, he did.

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