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Why is all media in 2017 about cool rich people or uncool rich people? https://t.co/e5zGHtZsez
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Our federal court system will bear the imprint of a Nazi-loving sex predator for more than a generation. Sickening.
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The GOP is dangerous. https://t.co/N3cRrNrAJ0
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Spoiler alert: 💩👹🤮🤬🤯💀 https://t.co/jUrKdvle03
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OK guys, we kept the sex predator who likes Nazis. We tried our hardest to take away health care. We winked at the pedophile. What next? Raise their taxes and give it to billionaires? DEFINITELY, bro. Noice.
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So right now the Republican Party is effectively supporting Russia and harming the United States. Cool, cool.
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Donald Trump isn't qualified to be Bob Mueller's intern.
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Maybe the founding fathers were drunk that day. https://t.co/dJUyIesyBP
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Maybe it's just me, but I don't think a President under investigation should be able to fire the investigator or pardon any alleged co-conspirators.
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This is how I create tweets, too. https://t.co/pCPjEWI2RE
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