Jasmine

Jasmine

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19 - UC Davis 21' Political Science Major

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Jasmine

Me: "Man, my day sure does start early tomorrow! I should go to sleep earlier tonight so that I can be well and rested!" My mind that suddenly wants to be flooded with useless thoughts: https://t.co/ZrenprslEv

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RT @Riquestradamus : Aw hell naw these niggas foul LMFAOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/9n1MqXuCAY

RT @Riquestradamus: Aw hell naw these niggas foul LMFAOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/9n1MqXuCAY

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Ahhhh bruh, their reactions 😂 https://t.co/XXVp39p0mQ

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RT @shuritchalla : michael b jordan: hi everyone: https://t.co/MNIcVsFUMA

RT @shuritchalla: michael b jordan: hi
everyone: https://t.co/MNIcVsFUMA

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RT @KaniJJackson : Obama (2012) sits alone in a classroom after meeting for hours with parents of Sandy Hook victims. Trump (2018) sits at…

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So, i just FaceTimed my dog and his tail was a-waggin, and he was shoving his face at the camera, and he got his favorite toy out cause he wanted to play 😭😭 brb lemme just go fix my heart real quick. Also: my mom is still always sending me pics of that ol boy which I appreciate https://t.co/QgsnUcsRel

So, i just FaceTimed my dog and his tail was a-waggin, and he was shoving his face at the camera, and he got his favorite toy out cause he wanted to play 😭😭 brb lemme just go fix my heart real quick. Also: my mom is still always sending me pics of that ol boy which I appreciate https://t.co/QgsnUcsRel

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Its official. I've turned into one of those people who can't function properly without coffee first (or at least, a strong cup of tea). It's a terrible burden.

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RT @msmaarie : jus sum hi desert gas station flicks📸 https://t.co/MhcCgiHqZZ

RT @msmaarie: jus sum hi desert gas station flicks📸 https://t.co/MhcCgiHqZZ

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Lol, yeah basically https://t.co/EW5rUmszb7

Lol, yeah basically https://t.co/EW5rUmszb7

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RT @SHAEDADDY1 : I already watched this performance 20 times #thefour https://t.co/4rVnJt0wYk

RT @SHAEDADDY1: I already watched this performance 20 times #TheFour https://t.co/4rVnJt0wYk

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I'm crying!! Poor bb 😧😖 https://t.co/YIYnZGdwF0

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RT @Li4mricee : I think my dog might actually be a human trapped in a dogs body 🤷🏽‍♂️ https://t.co/ZX62wb4nWL

RT @Li4mricee: I think my dog might actually be a human trapped in a dogs body 🤷🏽‍♂️ https://t.co/ZX62wb4nWL

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RT @ColIegeStudent : Professor: Last minute cramming will not work for this exam! Me: Well it's gonna have to.

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RT @UmbilicalKordei : me as a child: *easily reads 200 pages of a book in one sitting* me now trying to get past page 4 of a book for class:…

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RT @MissingHonor : Avatar: The Last Airbender #TweetLikeThe2000s https://t.co/7Nxnzzwimg

RT @MissingHonor: Avatar: The Last Airbender #TweetLikeThe2000s https://t.co/7Nxnzzwimg

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RT @20thcenturyfox : Just a little hit of PCP. #PremiumCablePackage #deadpool #cable https://t.co/au8cp8E5Dl

RT @20thcenturyfox: Just a little hit of PCP. #PremiumCablePackage #Deadpool #Cable https://t.co/au8cp8E5Dl

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Honestly, I need to calm down, get off twitter and work on my assignments but I am really really excited 😭😂 https://t.co/Rhd5ss9eg8

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High-key, if anyone wants to re-watch the whole of season 1 while we wait for season 2, I am 100% down 😍🙌🙏 https://t.co/3hnFpfqAQc

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RT @rob_heaps : It’s happening. 5TH APRIL. 10pm ET/PT. Clear the diary, check your @Bravotv subscription and start thinking about what to we…

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@rob_heaps @Bravotv Oml I'm so excited!!! 😍😍

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